Ladies What Lunch

Well the invitations for Mum's coffee morning are safely posted through the doors of every female in the village my mother has so much as sold a houseplant to, although we're not holding out much hope of many people actually turning up. I guess you've got to be positive about these things and think of it in terms of how much cake there's going to be left over for me, but I can't help thinking we're going to be lucky to get 20quid out of this one! You just know it's gonna be me, mum, one or two of my mother's more loyal friends and some woman from the other end of the village who no one really knows with nothing better to do on a Friday morning. Still I can't complain, bless mum's heart she's really trying her best with this thing even though she can't abide the thought of me buggering off to the jungle for 10weeks. And who knows, it might be a giggle. I hope.